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SISSY BAMBI

Alias: David Jones

Location: Alberta, Canada

Email: thebambijones@gmail.com

Twitter: @sissybambijones

I would bet my house on the fact that Sissy Bambi is a virgin - and that he is doomed to live pussy-free for the rest of his life. Because no sane woman would want to sleep with a man with such a hilariously tiny penis and a love of wearing lingerie and sticking dildos up his arse. And even if he did manage to find one who was willing to have sex with him - perhaps as an act of charity - then he clearly lacks sufficient inches to be able to penetrate a vaginal hole. And I get the impression that a loser like Bambi couldn't get hard for a woman, anyway. His dick has ‘impotence’ written all over it - but in truly tiny writing, of course!

Never mind, though, Bambi! You might have the kind of cock that makes all women burst out laughing, but that doesn’t mean you can’t keep ramming thick dildos in and out of your back door hole. Or if you get really lucky, then you might even find a real man who’ll be willing to take your cherry as a pity fuck! If not, lifelong virgin...